jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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blood-leopard:

closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

Truth.

agists:

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

 

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

"And then suddenly I become sad for no reason, and it takes me days to get over that feeling."

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